install theme



today there was a snowboard race at the resort i’m staying at and i’m a pretty decent snowboarder so i thought why not try right. so i wear all black just because it’s the only color i own and i ended up winning and when the announcer came over to me he said “dude! that was pretty awesome bro, what’s your name?” and i took my helmet off like in the movies and let my hair fall out and was like “caitlin” and everyone was liKE OOOOOOH


  • Store clerk: *Follows me around the store*
  • Me: Can you please stop, Im New Black
  • Store clerk: I'm sorry sir, I didn't know. How may I help you this fine evening?